June 2008
21 posts
The Paper Version of the Web →
Fascinating. I love seeing the beginning stages.
via lenier
Matthew Cavanaugh →
(Pimping my brother-in-law’s website. He’s an epa photographer and kicks so much photographic ass.)
Songs that make me think of my sister that we will...
(warning: we have what some might refer to as “shitty taste.”)
1. Bone Thugs N Harmony: Tha Crossroads (just the chorus)
2. One Republic feat. Timbaland: Apologize (“this is the song my ex sings to me.”)
3. My Perogative: Britney Spears (we had a joint, long-distance dance party to this)
4. Never Again: Kelly Clarkson (trying to hit high notes— FAIL)
5. Criminal:...
Upon smelling the tip of a highlighter
christina: OK, I smelled it.
_e.r.i.c.: : sucker!
christina: it smells like a place that I don't want to talk about
christina: ever,
christina: ever
christina: ever.
_e.r.i.c.: : how about now
christina: Still not ready to talk.
christina: Ok i'm ready
christina: it smelled like...
christina: the inside of a rolled up, dirty sheet that went through the wash without detergent, and it was left to dry in a musty basement for about 1 year.
christina: And then you had a yardsale and pulled it out
christina: and then you died.
_e.r.i.c.: : I LOVE THAT SMELL
christina: NO YOU DON'T
_e.r.i.c.: : oh
_e.r.i.c.: : gross!
christina: what?
_e.r.i.c.: : yardsales
christina: Yeah.
Work with me on this...
The guy at the Apple store told me to watch out for Stevie J’s big announcement next week. I speculated with some comments about a newer version and size, but he told me that I knew more than he did.
In theory, wouldn’t I then be smarter than the resident Genius at the Genius Bar?
more cat pictures
(Please disregard my self-indulgant and lazy tumbling.)
Feeling Good That This is the Extent of my...
I am a sucker for a $20 bottle of hair care at salons. I can’t wait to see if it will transform my hair into perfect, glossy ringlets. Yesterday it was some L’Oreal product with french writing all over the bottle.
It never does. You know what works? The only thing that works? The $5 bottle of John Frieda’s Frizz Ease at CVS.
“You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.”
– Bill Watterson/Calvin (via saramcpherson)
If you would like me to buy your product, don't do...
1. Not know who my Account Manager is. Don’t waste my time by transferring me to someone else, and rescheduling a demo because my account hasn’t been assigned properly. Suck up the mistake and don’t waste your customer’s time.
2. Lack product knowledge. When you offer a secondary feature, I expect you to know the ins and outs of that feature. Don’t tell me how much...
