COOL BY ASSOCIATION
03/29/2008
Five "Web 2.0" ways to break up with your boyfriend
- add unflattering Flickr tag, “Fat asshole with a unibrow”
- change Facebook status to “He’s literally dead to me”
- web widget counts up days since your last climax (currently: “193”)
- share Zoho spreadsheet to split up MySpace friends
- decline to participate in Series B round of affection
Text posted at 23:00
